A Tale of Two Kerrygolds
Submitted by Damien on
I made two cups of tea, for awesomewife and myself went to get milk but we were out. We were also out of cream. So I brought the cups of black tea in to share with her. She said “add Kerrygold”. I stopped for a second and repeated - “Kerrygold?” “Yeah.” I walked to the kitchen, put down her cup, “are you sure?” “Yes.” Huh. Maybe it’s some obscure idea because Kerrygold is made from milk and it’d be like adding really, really thick cream. So I drop two blobs of Kerrygold butter into her tea and bring it back to her. Upon seeing the cup she pauses, stares, stirs it, and then said “Kerrygold?” “Yeah.” “The Kerrygold liquor bottle from up in the cabinet?” “.... oh. No.” “What did you add to my tea?” “Kerrygold. Not liquor.”
I’m only sorry I forgot to take a picture before I washed it down the sink to make her a fresh cup.